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We all have one, but no one wants to see yours. whether you suffer from an elongated Intergluteal Cleft, or simply refuse to buy a belt, this is the product for you. Crack Spackle is plumber tested and mother approved. |
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"Crack is whack" -Whitney Houston "There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in." - Leonard Cohen |
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Product DetailsOur spackle is re-labeled from the most readily available putty we can find. It's not about the product, it's about the silly amount of effort we put into this gift. However - if you are really interested...
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InstructionsWe recommend assuming a slightly bent posture for application. Our testing shows that bending between 12 - 17 degrees yields the smoothest coverage.
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